Instagram problematic

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

ruinedchildhood:

"We have some extra food do you want some?"

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"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"

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"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"

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koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

human:

so accurate

human:

so accurate

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

(Source: nippleicious)

exhists:

a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

(Source: trait)

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

(Source: keepmywhiskeyneat)

dammit:

how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it

when u poop and feel like u lost 10 pounds instantly > the beatles

(Source: no)

lilcochina:

Me af

lilcochina:

Me af

(Source: rihannainfinity)

enemaroberts:

gemmahorann:

enemaroberts:

when someone tries to show me receipts on my #problematic fave

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In other words “I’m totally okay with systemic oppression as long as my fave is perpetuating it. I only care about social justice when it benefits me.”

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frickun:

why do i only get motivated to do homework for 2 seconds at a time

(Source: frickun)